Friday, August 11, 2006

Ghost Blogging

Now that I am a crab, a rascal and get only 58 comments compared to 96(when I last checked), I was thinking of how could I get back to being a good guy. The first thing I should do is to monetise my blog and blogging skills (whatever that may be). How do I go about it?

That's when the idea of Ghost Blogging came to mind. It might not be originial, it might even have been in a forward mail I received, but so what? My readers like the way I communicate with them, and communicate I will.

I offer Ghost Blogging service from today. It means that I will write your blog for you. All I need to get started is 10 posts from you, on any subject. I will analyse and internalise the tone and style, and will start blogging like you. Ofcourse, you need to inform me about your ideological leanings - leftist, centrist, rightist, racist, libertarian, librarian, whatever. Once the sample posts and the ideology is presented to me, I will start writing posts on your behalf. Believe me, no one, including you will be able to tell the difference.

I can write like top bloggers, I can write like crabs, I can write like those shaping the desi blogosphere, I can even write like Nilu. I will post for you in lit blogs, chick blogs, top blogs, collablogs.

Charges would be per post with slab rates for the number of comments you want. Don't believe me? Send me the samples and other deails. You would be surprised.

P.S. Ghost commenting will be taken up for privelege clients.

32 comments:

WA said...

ROTFL. My question to you is, will your ghost blogs help me further my career?

F e r r a r i said...

Enga irundhu sir ippadi idea kedaikudhu. Good One :)
Can we recommend some interesting blogs? :D

Zero said...

I dare you, I double-dare you, you can't write like me.
Because, I can't write for nuts. And, if you write like me, it means you can actually write like me who can't write for nuts, which in turn means, you, among other things, can't write for nuts. And ghost blogging, obviously, is about writing for nuts.
That's the catch.

Chenthil said...

Zero - I take your dare.
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As is prone to happen in any blog fight, it happened in this too. The blogger accusinng the top blogger of inanity has himself resorted to inane posts. I, dear reader, of course revel in inanity. Infact, some times I wonder did I miss a s, for what aflicts me can be insanity too. Not that it matters, inanity or insanity.

Currently listening to "Thookamum kangalai thaluvattume"
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Do I pass?

Ravages said...

You can not write like I do. I betcha

Chenthil said...

Ravages, you can't get it for free. I wrote for Zero to prove that it can be done. You better pay to see the results.

daffy said...

sick fcuk, go get a life man!!!

Chenthil said...

Daffy, typos are something I am yet to master. Don't worry, I will improve and one day can write like you too.

Anonymous said...

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suck dcik, go get a wife man!!!
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Woohoo! I wrote like Daffy! Say, Chenthil, partnership vechikalama?

Vidya said...

"I can even write like Nilu" - not that I doubt your writing skills .. But I seriously don't think so. Avan oruthan tholai pathaadhaa?? :)), neegalumaa ??

neha vish said...

Just commenting to put attendance.

Anand said...

Will you ghost comment on my blog for half-rate?

D.N.A. said...

So soon we will be seeing theotherchenthil?

A Deeper Shade of Blue said...

Who is Daffy?

Gentleman, if one could call you that, could you do the pleasure of leaving us your good name?

And also one would expect the fan following of Indias top blogger to be literate. Thereby I mean the ability to read write and cuss with proficiency.

You my friend fail on all three counts.

Wanted: Ghost Commenters for Indias Top Blogger.

Chenthil, I suggest you start cussing anon on your own blog and just send the bill for your services.

sk said...

en Chenthil unga truck business ellam nalla odaliya? Time niraya irukka kaile?
sk

I said...

lol! sooperu!

Sriram said...

One Question : If you start ghost-blogging for us, will be be affected by "ghost trolls" that seem to be around your blog?

Prince Roy said...

I'd like some ghost hits.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I am commenting on about the post about Kiruba. I run sunsuna.com, Indian blog Listing, and was interested to know who is Indian's top blogger after reading the passionate discussion.

So I compiled list top Indian blogger's from Technorati. This is not the final word, but an interesting first step.

sunsuna.com/new/top100/

Kingsley said...

Porukki raascal. Post whore. You are corrupting the blaagosphere.

Chenthil said...

Anon, this is a fledgling operation. Once the business steadies, I will take in partners.

Vidya, is Nilu a sacred cow? I will ghost for anyone, if the price is right.

Neha, I am honoured (for your presence as well as understanding my jibe).

Anand, rates vary for A list comments and anon comments, what do you want.

DNA - why do you need theother when I am here.

ADS - good idea, will incorporate in the business plan

Chenthil said...

Sk, this is my new business venture. I am not wasting time.

I, thanks for appreciating.

Sriram, if you want I can deliver the trolls too.

Prince Roy, our Chinese JV is yet to materialise. Once it is settled, you will be our first customer in Taiwan.

Sunsuna, thanks for taking time to compile the list and giving quantitative support to my crabbiness.

Kingsley, you are jealous of the jealous.

Troll said...

given how much pretentious, ranty, cribbing you do on your blog, it is YOU who needs a ghostblogger

Chenthil said...

Troll, but I AM a ghost.

Troll2 said...

but whose Ghost? Kiruba's?

Anonymous said...

//Neha, I am honoured (for your presence//

Chenthil, Such comments make such and such bloggers popular.

BTW, do you know who is the theothernilu ?

Anonymous said...

//neha vish said...

Just commenting to put attendance. //

an entire lifetime of puke wouldn't be sufficient for such comments. itha padikaren paaru, enna ngotha seruppaala adikanum.

Nilakantan Rajaraman said...

theothernilu is Nilakantan Rajaraman's cunt.

Do you know who is theotherchenthil?

Zero said...

Ha ha!
Man, you can't actually write for nuts, I tell you!

Deepa said...

My comment is only the 30th? Oh my God, you are absolutely not popular!

Zero said...

And I suppose "Thookamum kangalai thaluvattume" is a real song. Yes, or is it a figment of contextual imagination?

Anonymous said...

Can you write like this
over here?