First one is a limerick from Anantha of Sulfury
If the bloke does not express regret
We shall burn laptops," was the threat
The bloke gave a reply, befitting
By announcing that he was quitting
That one move by a plucky bloke
Reduced the B.school to a joke
Now its reputation is in tatters
And it faces a mob of irate spatters
The second one is Great Bong's new endeavor Indian Institute of International Dreamers. He really rocks.
But the real humour is always provided by the renowned IIPM. This is straight from their job site, groovyjobs.com. In the hot jobs link in the first page there is one job for ad typist dated 21st Sep 2005. Before that from 2003 till May 2004 the same jobs are repeated in a for loop - Pan IT Comm, Macleod Pharma, Global Trust Bank, Bahwan Automobiles Saudi, Saudi Basic Ind Corporation, STS India, Pan IT Comm, Macleod Pharma... Interesting. And if you thought groovyjobs is a job search site, you are mistaken. It is something more. As per IIPM's website GroovyJobs is powered by state-of-the-art client server technology and is one of the most effective database management systems available in the industry.. Yes it is a DBMS guys.